I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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