Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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