Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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