Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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