Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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