You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
