I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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