You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She bit a glass in half.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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