I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We have so much sex to catch up on
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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