Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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