I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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