I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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