Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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