I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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