if you like me you must not know who I am
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
