I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
