but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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