woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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