White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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