your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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