Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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