***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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