community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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