too bad you live with your parents still
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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