Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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