But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
