How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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