There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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