if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The adults are the big ones right?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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