You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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