Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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