Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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