is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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