Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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