we made out on top of his cat.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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