is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i need an iv and a liver transplant
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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