I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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