Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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