Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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