You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
It's never too late to be topless.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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