i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
PANTIES FOUND
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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