Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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