Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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