all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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