I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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