don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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