its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
