I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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