Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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