ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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