Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So drunk its hurt
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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