Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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