I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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