Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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